A pint of bitter please

I suppose essentially it is just gripe juice.

Cat

Oh oh listen to him aww he's so happy!! ...or sad. Or maybe he wants something. Or I don't really know what he's just meowing a lot.

Everyone Else Is Doing It Why Can't I

"I don't understand Twitter so maybe I will start a blog. What is a good site for a blog?"

"How can you not understand Twitter? Also, try Blogger"

"Isn't Blogger a children's book about a dog?

...oh no wait that's Dogger"